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I really gotta stop saying "I'm the judge, jury, and executioner, pal" to my grandma. she's a very kind woman and doesn't deserve this
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We said "bingo! I crave the flame!" in my house for like two weeks
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throwing a bespoke harpoon at the sun, "The Hot Whale". my children try to hold me back but they are Prepubescent and Weak. admittedly i could have given them nicer names
Time based polling for events is a pit of despair. 💀
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The picture on this bag of dog treats is fucking horrifying.
Despite their best efforts there might actually be a good Monday night football game on ESPN right now. #nfl
I needed to read up on yum commands. Had to type `man yum` into my terminal.
@halfmanhalfdonut paddy's pub now with email
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